The following lines, taken from student writing samples, are provided by NWREL to trainers of the 6 + 1 Traits of Writing. I always share these with teachers at my training workshops for a bit of comic relief. Since you all love the student metaphors and similes posted by Stephanie, I thought you might also enjoy these. Besides, with all the holiday hubbub, it's the best I can do today! ENJOY!
From Student Writing Samples
• Space . . . the finnel fruter . . .
• The ride I hated most at Disneyworld was 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea
• Goodby by now, but remember, I’ll be back next yer with more brains . . .
• My gramma’s ring is too small for me now but I’ll always have her dangling from my necklace.
• With caller I.D. you know if it’s a salesman or a hated friend.
• I’m a bad writer, so I hope that this is enough to convince you.
• There are many in sex in the rain forest
• …the genital breeze…
• We were stuck in bummer to bummer traffic.
• It’s me. Your breast friend.
• I would change the rule about runing down the hall. Example, if your butt is on fire are you ever going to run…
• Jeffery Dahmer was one of the greatest cereal killers of all time. . .
• Do the ninedickmanover to see if the person was breathing.
• She coulden’t even spell “culdn’t” Her spelling was abyzmall.
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16 comments:
Ahahahahaha the genital breeze and your breast friend! Love it. Thanks for the laugh!
Oh my! lol! What a funny way to end the week! 20,000 leaks under the sea... Haha!
Those are hilarious. Thanks for sharing!
I love those ones :) I get some great ones from my students.
I love the imperfection of kids, especially in written expression. Thanks for sharing! A fun way to pass the time in this snowbound state. Yes, I think we pretty much took it all away this time! (Would have loved to give to the needy...)
Too funny! Thanks for sharing, although I'm torn whether I should have laughed or cried over these "abyzmall" examples. *L*
Frankie - I always crack up over those ones too. Hilarious. :)
Nisa - Hahaha! Hopefully they can still surface.
Catherine - Thanks for stopping by today.
Jemi - Aren't they fun? I should be better about recording some of my student funnies.
Roxane - I can't decide whether to be wishful or thankful regarding our lack of snow this year.
Alexia - I know what you mean! :)
I love all those! Is there any end to inventive spelling?
One year, I scored a senior paper on the "Untied States." Yes, over and over again, the States were untied.
Woohoo! I love the last one- my students sometimes come up with extremely creative spelling, but never quite in that context.
Yay for student goofiness!
LOL! What more can you say? :)
Hahaha. Hilarious but so cute :)
Those were priceless!
Laughed out loud, practically woke the kids this morning. Thanks for the good humor. My favorite is the "breast friend." OMG! So much fun with words
OMG...the ninedickmanover...does it get any better than that? hahahaha!
Hope you're having a wonderful holiday season.
Those are awesome! I miss being in the classroom...
Hilarious. Thanks for sharing. I'll have to pass this post on to my teacher friends.
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