Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
~ Sicilian Proverb
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Those who have followed me for a while know that I entered query wars recently. I'm feeling a bit battle-scarred right now, and I would love some feedback from you.
I love my original query (I'm not going to tell you which one it is), but I'm not receiving any requests to see my MS. Therefore, with some help from my inner circle, I've been playing with my query letter and my early chapters. Now, I would love it if you would be willing to trudge through my two versions and let me know what you think. What works? What doesn't? Any changes you suggest?
In order to keep this shorter, I did not include the final paragraph of personal info. Yes, you're welcome.
Version One
Dear __________,
Eight-year-old Scott is stunned when he ends up at The Naughty Boy Factory—which was supposed to be a myth, like Bigfoot or the Bermuda Triangle.
Sure, he’s a bit lazy and messy and likes to pick on his sister, but so what? Somebody has to keep things interesting. And how is he supposed to grow up to be a ninja-mechanic-airplane pilot if he never gets to practice his skills? But when Mom and Dad decide to ship him off for some fixing, Scott finds out The Factory is no myth—it’s real.
Thanks to an evil director, her scary robot guards, and the B.A.D. center (where the really bad boys are sent for some serious brainwashing), Scott and his group of boys reluctantly do as they are told. They are led them through a series of better behavior stations, including the Ear Enhancer, the Mouth Wash, and the TongueTorium, where their bad habits are all mysteriously “fixed right up”. But then it’s on to the Hands and Feet Department to fix their running, wrestling, and bug smashing fun—and that’s when Scott decides things have gone too far.
Hoping to save himself and his new friends, Scott confronts Mr. Little. Just when Scott thinks he’s won, the director captures them all—including Mr. Little—and herds them toward the B.A.D. center. It’s all or nothing—escape or end up transformed into boring, well-mannered mama’s boys.
Version Two
(slightly edited since first posted, based on comment feedback)
Dear __________,
Eight-year old Scott may be a bit lazy and messy and like to pick on his sister, but so what? Somebody has to keep things interesting. And how is he supposed to grow up to be a ninja-mechanic-airplane pilot if he never gets to practice his skills? But when he ruins his little sister’s birthday party with a well-aimed cup of worms, his parents ship him off to The Naughty Boy Factory—a place he’d always believed was about as real as Bigfoot or the Bermuda Triangle.
Thanks to an evil director, her scary robot guards, and the B.A.D. center (where the really bad boys are sent for some serious brainwashing), Scott and his group of boys reluctantly do as they are told. After being marched through a series of better behavior stations, including the Ear Enhancer, the Mouth Wash, and the TongueTorium, Scott worries he may end up a boring, too-good, mama’s boy. Then, at the Hands and Feet Department, Scott is told his running, wrestling, and sneaking-up-on-sisters days will soon be over. And that’s when he decides things have gone too far.
So...is my face dirty? Do not spare my feelings. This is business. Besides, a good writer needs to handle constructive criticism well. Right? Right!